A raw, venomous swipe at the do-gooders and hypocritical louts who call themselves pillars of society.

Hello my friends it's just a bright new day
let's all sing and dance and laugh and play
watching you and the things you can do now she's gone~gone~gone
makes me smile but I know in a while it'll all be wrong
yes my friends I'd like to show the way
to stop them changing how we think and what we say
stay alive don't drink don't drive doin't walk don't run
lets not crawl to the do~gooder's ball 'cos they don't have fun

Life, at the do~gooder's ball is such a bore
Hey! Let's kick down the door and have a ball
at the ball... let's not crawl,
let's not fall for the do~gooder's ball
'cos they don't have fun

Common sense just has no place at all
logical minds must not attend the ball
keep the schools that teach the fools not to speak their minds
say goodbye to your open eye let's all be blind

Life, at the do~gooder's ball is such a bore
Hey! Let's kick down the door and have a ball
at the ball... let's not crawl,
let's not fall for the do~gooder's ball
'cos they don't have fun
Everybody has ambition some stand some fall
But to get your recognition please attend the ball.
Don't believe the politician at the gooder's ball
He'll just tear down your petition, he'll just watch you fall.
He'll just watch you fall
~Or you might just see him fall at the do~oooh~gooder's ball