**verse**

it was getting very late

i had too many drinks

i met this nice gentleman

we dance till we hurt our feet

he held my hand to his heart

and we hugged in the dark

and then I said i never felt

like this before...

**bridge**

then suddenly

the truth came to light

when i saw him

when they turned on the lights

**chorus**

I am dancing with a dinosaur

he must have been born in 1944

he had spray painted his hair

he wore so much lotion he glared

I am dancing with a dinosaur

when he laughed his teeth fell to the floor

i was drinking to much

and i shoulda trusted my gut

so now I'm dancing with a dinosaur...

**solo**

**spoken**

what do i do

he won't let me be

i try to run away

but he keeps following me

he's saying something

like i can't find my glasses

i can't tell since his teeth

are made from plastic..

**spoken**

so i run to the ladies r and r

the only safe place left in this bar

maybe if i just sit here quietly

he'll forget me and finally leave

**chorus**

I am dancing with a dinosaur

he must have been born in 1944

he had spray painted his hair

he had so much lotion he glared

I am dancing with a dinosaur

when he laughed his teeth fell to the floor

i was drinking to much

and i shoulda trusted my gut

so now I'm dancing with a dinosaur...