Lyrics

I’ve got the
midlife crisis blues

All the way
down to my shoes

Don’t know how
long it’s going to last

As it sure
ain’t no blast

 

Don’t know how
long it’s going to take

I’ve made
enough of my own mistakes

Boy, what a
life

Already lost a
wife

 

I’ve got two left
feet

They aint’
goin’ to meet

The right one
yet

This ain’t
goin’ to rhyme

So don’t give
me a hard time

 

You look at
yourself in the mirror

And what do you
see

Ohh, Lordy

It’s just me

 

I feel
something shaking

I wonder what
that’s from

Look on down

Ohh, Lordy,
it’s my tum

 

I feel
something creeking

Oh, I wonder
what that’ll be

Good Lord

That’s just me

 

You try to lift
some weight

You start to
hesitate

You do try

But, Oh my

 

There was a
time when everything was going your way

Then suddenly
you turn

And, ohh, it
just went the other way

Before you
could see it coming

Ohh, Lord, the
other way

 

Used to be I
could drive like a shooting star

Now, watch out,
can’t get it too far

Used to make
love over Niagara

Now I find I’m
needing some Viagara

 

There was a young
man that had it all there

The next thing
he looked, he was an ugly bear

 

Used to be the
day was all mine

Now I can’t
wait for daylight savings time

Yeah, I got the
mid life crisis blues

All the way
down to my shoes

You don’t see
it coming

You don’t have
a clue

But when it
hits

It gives you
the blues