Description

A song about how the girl you're dating could be influenced by loads of weird 21 st century things you have no control over.

Lyrics

 

In
your magazine

She's
the beauty queen

Ain't
so run-of-the-mill

When
you put me down

And
you look around

I've
got looks that could kill

 

I
won't be just a substitute

Your
dreams playing the field

Love
has gotta be absolute

Tell
me, what do you feel?

 

In
your Land of Make Believe

She's
a Stepford Girl

Is
it me or her you need?

Someone
in your world

Now
I'm turnin': I can leave

Has
the warning been heard?

No
more Land of Make Believe

Or
the Stepford Girl

 

At
the discothèque

We're
together, yet

Your
head's dancing around

On
another date

Eyes
like dinner plates

On
a body more round

 

I
don't feel I'm inadequate

'Cause
she's only fool's gold

I
need love that's immaculate

Not
just lust takin' hold

CHORUS
Then Instrumental

(I)
Ain't a Stepford Girl...

 

Chuck
your magazines

All
your sleazy dreams

I’m
a real life girl

I’m
all natural

And
dependable

Not
a fantasy world

 

Don’t
you judge me with Hollywood
- plastic chest and a smile

What
you have here's misunderstood – (And) Will be gone in a while...